If we were to have this conversation in person, it would go something like this...
Me: "I have something I need to tell you."
Me: "You can't mock me for this ok?"
You: "I won't."
Me: (Spoken really really fast) "I joined Twitter the other day so I can get updates on a celebrity!!!"
But seriously, who does that? Am I a freak? I have to be honest, I get excited when I get notifications of a new tweet. I never thought I would join Twitter, it's so strange to see updates of people who are so far removed from you.
I know I know, I've degraded myself as a person, I've stooped a new low, I've shamed myself and my family. I've lost all respect from my peers, I've probably been crossed off my father's will... wait... I think there's a new tweet... brb